*SPECIAL REPORT* News from Karakura High school is that there's a Pedobear in our Neighborhood. Suspects say that he is armed and dangerous, as he walks twords his victims they can hear him saying something resembling "Huehuehue Would you like some candy little boy." The prime suspect in the investigation is named Dolphin Dick Drax. BE WARNED DO NOT APPROACH SUSPECT IS ARMED WITH A GIANT DOLPHIN PENIS AND HE WILL TEMPT YOU WITH CANDY. It is also suspected that he has 2 accomplices Elephant Ass (Who is under investigation) and Dinosaur Nipple (We have no leads as of the moment) and together they form the group called "The Sexual Animals" IF YOU SPOT ANY OF THESE DANGEROUS CRIMINALS CONTACT YOUR LOCAL LITTLE BOYS IMMEDIATELY SO THEY HAVE TIME TO LUBE UP!
Suspect Photos:
Dolphin Dick Drax:
Elephant Ass (We could not use the Inappropriate Pic):
Dinosaur Nipple:
Suspect Photos:
Dolphin Dick Drax:
Elephant Ass (We could not use the Inappropriate Pic):
Dinosaur Nipple:
